Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Is There a Man More Dignified Than Sidney Poitier?

Is there a woman more refined than Audrey Hepburn? Is there a man funnier than Mel Brooks? Could it be any better that he married Anne Bancroft? Is there a woman more sexy-funny that Gilda Radner? Isn't it perfect that SHE married Gene Wilder? Can anyone really compare to Jordana Brewster in DEBS? Does everyone but me still really like "What About Bob"? Why don't more people like West Wing? Why is it that not enough people appreciate David Gordon Green? What about Keanu Reeves? Everyone has enjoyed at least two of his movies, so why does everyone hate him? Is it okay that I really like him? Is it okay to think that owning a really big television makes me really cool? Is it okay to WANT to be as dignified as Sidney Poitier, but unable to because I'm such a spazz? Am I the only one who finds Tyra Banks to be the darkest hole in the universe, devoid of anything approaching a human soul? Is it okay to think that American Beauty didn't age well and it just seems really hoaky now? Does anyone else think Carnivale is a B-rate David Lynch project? Does anyone else think the sex scene in Mulholland Drive might be one of the most arousing scenes ever? Does anyone else find the kiss between mother and son in The Manchurian Candidate to be amazingly creepy? Do people still respect Robert Redford? Does there seem to be anyone nicer in show business than The Rock? Why is Scrubs 10 times funnier when you're stoned rather than when you're not? Who in the world would ever think that Eddie Murphy was ever near as funny as Richard Pryor?

We'll continue later.

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