Upon listening to the Nine Inch Nails EP "Broken" earlier today I've made some decisions. The first is that Trent Reznor still rules. The second is that the opening guitar part to "Last" is the exact same riff that Satan wakes up to every morning. I'm not sure by what means it gets stuck in his head or anything though. Maybe he has a clock radio, but one of the new one's with the cd player in it so you can wake up to your favorite song. That would definitely be Satan's favorite song. He would want to wake up to it. Of course it's also arguable that Satan has some kind of power that he can play songs automatically in his head. Not just from memory or anything, but maybe through some kind of "Lord of Hell" brain power that we can't even comprehend. Oh! Nevermind! SATAN WROTE THAT FUCKING SONG! Yeah, he just gave it to Trent Reznor. Yeah, that's it.
Either way, it's my feeling that song rules hard enough that Satan would give Trent the distinguished honor of leading the marching band of Hedll in the final battle between Hell and Heaven.
This isn't as dorky as it sounds. The band of Hell is a very important position. And it's not like he's gonna just have the baton and a whistle like normal band leaders. He's gonna play a guitar (wait for it!) made...from...the...bones...of...angels. Dude is goth as fuck! You think he won't have killed at least a couple of angels by the time the final battle really happens? Oh yeah, dude's on fire.
That's as far as I've gotten with this, but I'll keep updates posted.
I"m also pretty sure that Satan listens to Smashing Pumpkins in his more despondent moods.
Gotta run. Weekend at Bernie's is coming on now and Grumpy Old Men is coming on after it. Someone pinch meeeee.
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